Kids, we gotta a doozy. The MTV Video Music Awards (which is slowly dying due to climate change, I think) delivered a remarkably medicore ceremony on 9/11 and guest Meghan Rusin is here to discuss. Flanked by the dumbest set in award show history, the ceremony delivered only two "great" performances, so enjoy wading through the garbage to get to the good. Above all, the pair tries to get to the heart of the greatest problem facing our nation: what is Lenny Kravitz's deal?

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