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What would you do if you suddenly came into life-changing wealth? In this hilariously unfiltered episode, Joey, Mike, and Matt dive deep into their lottery fantasies, revealing what they'd buy first if handed $2 million yearly for three decades.

From Joey's desire for "human enhancements" to make himself taller and more muscular, to Mike's practical choice of a private airplane, and Matt's dream of owning a private island, the conversation quickly spirals into increasingly outlandish purchases. A butler, perpetual cruise tickets, fast food franchises, and even a "midget stripper" make the wishlist as the guys unleash their wildest materialistic dreams.

Between bouts of uncontrollable laughter, the hosts challenge each other with trivia questions spanning food safety, movie statistics, sports history, and bizarre facts. We discover Scarlett Johansson recently became Hollywood's highest-grossing actor with $15 billion in box office revenue, learn about SEC college sports expansion, and find out there are actually six American flags planted on the moon – leading to a spirited debate about whether we ever went there at all.

The chemistry between these friends shines throughout as they mercilessly tease each other's knowledge gaps. Joey's complete bewilderment about baseball statistics becomes particularly evident when Mike brings up "The Big Dumper" and the Home Run Derby, while Matt's confusion about "diegetic songs" in movies provides equally entertaining moments.

Ready for a podcast that feels like hanging out with your funniest, most inappropriate friends? Hit play on this episode of Trivial BS and prepare for trivia, tangents, and uncensored conversation that will have you laughing along with every ridiculous hypothetical purchase.