The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis and Mark BeallTV & Film
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The 3rd One Sucks episodes

  • Spider-Man 2 (2004)

    We're back with Spider-Man 2 (2004)! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one left us with nothing... except Spider-Man.

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    Correction: I said flyback when I meant yoke. Don't worry, it's just you and I who know or care.


    Timestamps:


    Intro & Scheduling Info - 0:00

    Audience Review - 2:29

    First Watch - 4:05

    The X-Minute - 4:31

    Film Talk - 19:49

    Bider-Man & Ranking Time - 1:30:13


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    Hosts - Mark & Dan

    Edit - Mark | Mix - Mark & Dan

    Intro/Outro Music - Dan


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    1 hr 38 min
  • Spider-Man (2002)

    It's the Spider-Man season folks and we're kicking things off with Sam Raimi's Spider-Man from 2002. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one our husband made for us?

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    Corrections: In the intro and stand alone update I said the 4th was the release date but the first Thursday of September was in fact the 3rd.


    Timestamps:


    Intro & Scheduling Info - 0:00

    Audience Review - 3:28

    Recent Media - 9:35

    First Watch - 19:42

    Film Talk - 23:16


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    Hosts - Mark and Dan

    Mix & Edit - Dan

    Intro/Outro Music - Dan


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    1 hr 51 min
  • Cliffdiver - Birdwatching (2024) [Sophomore Slump]

    We're continuing our Cliffdiver run with their second full-length, Birdwatching. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has a marimba type beat in it?

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    Album: https://cliffdiverok.bandcamp.com/album/birdwatching


    Timestamps:


    Intro & Delay Apology - 0:00

    Audience Review - 2:06

    First Listen - 4:16

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    1. thirty, flirty and thriving!!! - 11:42

    2. dayz gone - 14.31

    3. team fight tactics - 17:42

    4. lord have mercer - 20:31

    5. black lodge breakfast (limited time only) - 24:20

    6. midnight mass - 28:30

    7. guitar pro 5 theme - 32:22

    8. CLIFFDRIVER - 32:59

    9. would tho - 33:51

    10. baby billy's bible bonkers - 36:50

    11. going' for the garbage plate (feat. Stoph Colasanto of Carpool) - 39:33

    12. i reckon you might could i s'pose - 43:35


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    Ranking Time - 53:23


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    Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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    1 hr
  • Cliffdiver - Exercise Your Demons (2022) + F.A.K.E. (2023) [Sophomore Slump]

    We're continuing out Cliffdiver run with their first full-length, Exercise Your Demons. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one surprised at least one of us on relisten!

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    Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3UAqlLSt7IYCZSqTkk04Lc


    Timestamps:


    Intro - 0:00

    Audience Review - 2:02

    First Listen - 4:18

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    Exercise Your Demons


    1. New Vegas Bomb - 11:14

    2. Who Let The Hawgz Out? - 14:01

    3. Frankie Muniz Don't Smoke No Mids - 17:37

    4. We Saw The Same Sunset - 20:47

    5. Death is A Wedding (With Eternity) - 25:26

    6. Super Saiyan Al Pacino - 28:19

    7. Dick Van Yikes - 30:42

    8. I Left My Heart at Lemon Lake - 33:58

    9. IKEA Strikes Back - 37:06


    + F.A.K.E. - 40:37


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    Critique, Nostalgia & Meandering - 44:31

    Ranking Time - 52:07


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    Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


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    57 min
  • Cliffdiver - Small Hours & At Your Own Risk + 3 Singles (2018 - 2020) [Sophomore Slump]

    Hey sad bois (gender neutral), in response to their upcoming hiatus Mark and Dan are covering the discography of Tulsa natives Cliffdiver, starting with a collection of their early material. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one is good enough (enough for anyone)!

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    Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2USpYXZEOolw3RXyxIAGff


    Timestamps:


    Intro - 0:00

    It should have been MUNA - 1:52

    Audience Review - 4:08

    Current Media - 5:29

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    Small Hours:


    01. You Sir, Are Obviously Not A Golfer - 18:39

    02. Teaching A Narwhal Empathy - 21:52

    03. Why Wouldn't I Wear A Windbreaker? - 26:00

    04. Satan Parked My Car - 29:51


    At Your Own Risk


    01. Elwoods - 34:18

    02. Are You Still Seeing Graig, the Orthodontist? - 40:01

    03. Alone in Your Apartment - 44:05

    04. Cameron Diaz - 48:52

    05. Lost in IKEA - 52:54


    Singles


    01. The Water Temple is Filled With My Tears and Now I Am Drowning in Sorrow - 57:37

    02. Gas City - 1:01:33

    03. Cat Heaven Is A Beautiful Place But You Don't Get There If You're Euthanized - 1:06:01


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    Ranking Time - 1:10:33


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    Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


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    1 hr 15 min
  • Back to the Future Part III (1990)

    Hey you yellowbellies, we're going back to the old west in Back to the Future Part III as we decide which one is the best and which one has a GD STEAM TRAIN TIME MACHINE!

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    Timestamps:


    Intro - 0:00

    Audience Review - 1:26

    First Watch - 3:07

    Film Talk - 3:59

    Ranking Time - 1:04:08


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    Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Cherry.

    Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


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    1 hr 11 min
  • Back to the Future Part II (1989)

    Hey buttheads, we're going back to the far off future of 2015 in Back to the Future Part II as we decide which one is the best and which one gave the highest office to a fascistic real estate despot who is terrible with money unless he has insider knowledge... you know, pure fiction.

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    Timestamps:


    Intro - 0:00

    Audience Review - 1:18

    First Watch - 3:04

    Fluppy Dogs and Winnie the Pooh? - 6:16

    Film Talk - 10:10

    Ranking Time - 1:02:21


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    Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Cherry.

    Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Back to the Future (1985)

    Hey Chuck, it's me, Marvin. You know, your cousin Marvin Podcast! I'm here to take you Back to the Future to find that new sound you've been looking for. Get a load of this episode as we decide which one is the best and which one has Marty's mom trying to fuck him the whole time.

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    Timestamps:


    Intro - 0:00

    Audience Review - 1:29

    First Watch - 3:21

    Film Talk - 5:26

    Final Thoughts - 1:11:01

    Ranking Time - N/A


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    Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis & Brian Cherry.

    Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Jurassic World - Rebirth (2025)

    It's like some sort of, I dunno, Jurassic World: Rebirth. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has those slutty little glasses.

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    Timestamps:


    Intro - 0:00

    Audience Review - 1:13

    First Watch - 3:07

    Film Talk - 5:33

    Final Thoughts - 42:25

    Ranking Time - 47:33


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    Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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    55 min

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