Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-filled tales from the frontlines of menopause—she’s hot, she’s pissed, and nobody’s safe.

Then the crew wades into the swamp of arguing with stupid people (pro tip: don’t bother), but it’s JaeJae’s Amazon return story that really sends this episode off a cliff. One minute it’s a return gift-horse, the next it’s MONSTER SMUT and absolute chaos. No survivors. No explanations. Just pure, glorious, WTF mayhem.

Hit play. Regret nothing.