Meetings and gatherings often assume steady energy, perfect recall, and uninterrupted attention. For listeners whose cognition or stamina fluctuates, that assumption costs participation, reputation, and peace. In this 10‑minute episode Dr. Disruptor opens with a short memory of being sidelined in a meeting by a surprise agenda item, then offers a compact, transferable tool: the 5‑Minute Meeting Protector. The Protector is a one‑para pre‑meeting note plus three in‑meeting norms (a brief agenda, a named note‑taker, and a clear break or parking‑lot signal) that organizers or an invited ally can use to make any meeting accessible. Listeners get three ready scripts (faith group, classroom conference, work meeting), a 60‑second rehearsal to send their own pre‑meeting note, and low‑energy strategies for delegating follow‑up. The tone is practical, protective of dignity, and crafted so a single short habit preserves presence across roles and seasons.