This week we explore the enneagram, an ancient model of the human psyche that breaks everyone into nine different personality types. Billy and Jody establish their numbers, then use them as an excuse to explain all their failures, obviously.

Also in this episode, the guys rank the months of the year; Billy tells the story of watching his chiropractor break a world record by doing 21,000 pushups in 12 hours; Jody is horrified by Billy's new hobby of sunning his genitals; a bit about the power of wonder for adults; more Fundamental Abilities of the Human Animal are considered; Jimmy Buffett's 50 Things to Do By 50; Jordan Peterson's 42 Rules for Life; more than you wanted to know about the movie "The Notebook"; Billy continues to insist he can defeat an ostrich, and Jody comes armed with a Johnny Cash story to shut him up; and the answer to last week's question: "What's one simple thing you fix about yourself, that you would fix about yourself, that you're not fixing?"