Bare Grills takes DJ Adrian Byrne & producer Tony Wilson of The Friday Rock Show out of their onesies, slippers & comfort zones into the truly brutal majesty of the windy wild west of Ireland. An outrageous outdoor oddcast by Amplevoicepod, in fully immersive HD audio... Graham: Tonight... Tony: Need rest. Tired. Traumatised. Adgeen? Adrian: Yeah?    Tony: Bare Grills tried to rape me last night. Adrian: Hah? What you say? Tony: Bare Grills tried to rape me. Cunt came in the tent after you left and took out his tool. Graham: Tonight, on all new Running Wild with Bare Grills… Bare: I'm Bare Grills, and each week I'll be taking a different celebr-ri-dee, on a two-day adventure into the wild. This season is the most extreme and intense yet. And the celeb-ri-dees have no idea what they're in for. Bare: Are you ok? Adrian: No. Bare: The celeb-ri-dees will be pushed beyond their limits. Tony: I'm not sure about this. Bare: And tested like they've never been tested before. Adrian: Ah lad! Bare: You are about to see a side of them, you've never seen. Adrian: I'm running wild with Bare Grills! Adrian: I don't like the look of this. I'm fierce nervous. Tony: What’s wrong witcha Adgeen? You love the Bare Grills. Y’sit down every Sunday night in your onesie an’ a bottle of Balzac Blanc to watch the hoor. Adrian: That’s inside Tony. This is outside, and I’ve got allergies. Tony: Relax lad. It’ll be great craic. Your DJ bag’s bulgin’ with all your essentials, and I’ve the bog roll if ya need it for your ten minute snot convulsions. Graham: Famous DJ Adrian Byrne and producer Tony Wilson of the Friday Rock Show are Bare Grills’s guests tonight for a survival test in the windy wild west of Ireland. Adrian: Fuck! Tony: What Adgeen?! Ya all right? Did ya fall? Adrian: Is that a papp over there in the bush taking photos? Tony: Hah? No, that’s a rabbit. Adrian: What’s that? Tony: That’s a helicopter. That's bringin’ in the Bare Grills for the establishin’ shot. Adrian: Jesus, any more of this and I’ll need use your inhaler Tony. Bare: How you doing, I’m Bare, nice to meet you. Tony: It's Bare Grills! Adrian: (cough) Eh, hi. Adrian Byrne, DJ, entertainer. Tony: Hiya Mr Bare! Nice to meet ya. Adrian: Come on lads, bail in to the chopper! Bare: Aw great! Welcome to Ireland! Adrian: Fuck it, I'll survive without gloves. Don't need 'em! Hard Wicklow men! Tony: Ungff, where we goin' Bare? Bare: We'll traverse treacherous terrain in the remote Irish highlands. We’ll descend towards a mountain lake surrounded by deep bogs and find food and shelter for the night. On Day Two we’ll reach a coastline and have to find our way down deadly sea cliffs to our extraction at the sea. Tony: Hah? Adrian: Dear Christ! Tony: Your hair looks fierce funny in the wind! Adrian: That was €168 I wasted yesterday in Peter Marks. Graham: Before they fly, 'Ny-Gel' the safety officer gets Adrian and Tony to place their chins on the landing skids for a high impact shot to introduce the show. Adrian: Hah? You want us to hang by our necks as the helicopter takes off? Tony: I’m not sure about this, but at least we have the strong muscles for it, all the years of moshin'! C'mon we can do it Adgeen... Adrian: Just make sure you only record me on my left si- A & T: Yeaaaargggghhh! Adrian: I think I’ve shit. Adrian: Stop wrapping your leg around me! Tony: Me chin’s slippin’! Adrian: Put us down! Tony: This is pure madness! Hahaahaahaa! Bare: (Radio) I’m going to jump first, Then I’ll turn around and give you the thumbs up. Just jump with me, I’ll grab you. Adrian: Jesus, I can’t understand a word. Where are we? Adrian: Uuhaa! Tony: I think he dropped us up the gap. Adrian: This isn’t Wicklow Tony, this is far worse. Adrian: Mountains, middle of nowhere. Can’t get a signal. Tony: This IS great! Where we goin' Bare? Bare: We’re heading west and down so it’s going to be slippery, it’s steep terrain, and a tough journey, it’s always going to be tougher when its wet and windy. We’ll take our time, look after each other, keep going! You ready? Adrian: No. Tony: Yes! Bare: Ok, let's go... Tony: You're a man of action Bare! No messin'! Straight in! I like that. Adrian: West? How do we know which way is west? Tony: It’s where the needle on the vinyl points at the end of each side. Adrian: That's actually quite clever Tony... Listen on and find out if the celeb-ri-dees make it out of this alive as square-jawed survivalist Bare Grills takes DJ Adrian Byrne & producer Tony Wilson of The Friday Rock Show out of their onesies, slippers & comfort zones into the truly brutal majesty of the windy wild west of Ireland. To brace elements & try to get out alive and not kill each other for two days.. This ain't just jogging around and posing with the flat stomach, this is actual real work, with heart-in-the-mouth, balls-rammed-up-yer-pipe endurance where raw testicles are eaten and ropes are clung on tight to for dear life, in this most epic of outdoor podcasts ever attempted. Not to mention the dark spirits that lurk in the woods... Streaming our oddcast now on all good audiophilic emporia.