There is nothing that will frustrate a cranky robot more than an ocean clinging, upside down, to the top of an alien machine. Nothing, except a goat that can't stop talking about it.   Chapter 12 Communing with Goats .  Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.
You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/

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