It's Burns Night and four wee beasties in the shape of Colin, Twang, Ganglesprocket and host DogFacedBoy hide in a cave to discuss their particular earworms du jour. Phrases featured in this episode:- I liked the flute solo- The most un-rock n roll artwork ever- This one as such a great surprise- Are they real horns?- You might want to close your ears but it sounds like U2- I thought "This is a bit gay for the 1970s"

A poetry reading from our Scottish correspondant and DFB's pre-prepared joke. Pull up a chair