Everyone has a take on AI. Hardly anyone has looked at it closely enough to earn one. In this episode I examine the contradiction running through most of the current AI discourse — the web developer putting a "handcrafted by humans" badge on their site while running prompts all day, the people producing the generic AI content they claim to despise, the EU AI Act heading down the same road as GDPR, and the wider problem of strong opinions built on almost no actual usage. This is not an episode about whether AI is good or bad. It is about the thinking — or the lack of it — that is shaping how we talk about, regulate, and use it. Slow down. Get precise. Be honest about what you actually do.