Core insight: not all interruptions are equal—most executive interruptions are noisy, costly, and avoidable. An Alert Contract is a one‑page signal service-level agreement that external parties, partners, and internal systems must satisfy before their alert interrupts you. This episode gives a compact, operational pattern you can adopt in minutes: a 6-field alert schema (Trigger, Verified Evidence, Impact Band, Pre-Authorized Response, Owner, Sensitivity Tag), three enforcement levers (auto-verify pipeline, pre-authorized micro-actions, and a two-second human verification rule), and two AI patterns that validate claims and assemble minimally sufficient escalation packets. You’ll get exact copy‑paste wording for vendor SLAs, partner playbooks, and internal alert templates, a 7‑day pilot to reduce false escalations, and a single action: attach the one‑page Alert Contract to your scheduling and incident channels this week. Result: fewer pointless interruptions, faster true responses, and preserved executive attention. CTA: subscribe. Stay agentic.