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Once there was a purple mermaid who lived in a dilapidated forest. She slept 23 hours a day and cried 1 hour a day. This is because she lived so far away from the shimmering waters of Crimson Springs (a 5 star water region that has the best ratings on DripAdvisor). One day a green elf came into the woods on horseback and he stopped by her cabin. “Shibby da wee, shibby da wee,” he screamed. The princess (the purple mermaid is a princess) woke up to a start and started to whimper. “Who’s there? This is my nap time.” The green elf spoke up, “It is I! Elfy elfy badelfy!” Then they got married.
Years later a mammal by the name of Frankfurt wanted to help his son get good grades in school. So they lifted weights together on Mondays and Thursdays. When the son failed all of his exams they ended up going to Burger King since that was a place for food.
Related to all of that…There was once a glass slipper (not Cinderella’s) that was really really tiny. Too tiny even for a mouse to wear. So no one wore it.
THE END
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By Nathan PulsOnce there was a purple mermaid who lived in a dilapidated forest. She slept 23 hours a day and cried 1 hour a day. This is because she lived so far away from the shimmering waters of Crimson Springs (a 5 star water region that has the best ratings on DripAdvisor). One day a green elf came into the woods on horseback and he stopped by her cabin. “Shibby da wee, shibby da wee,” he screamed. The princess (the purple mermaid is a princess) woke up to a start and started to whimper. “Who’s there? This is my nap time.” The green elf spoke up, “It is I! Elfy elfy badelfy!” Then they got married.
Years later a mammal by the name of Frankfurt wanted to help his son get good grades in school. So they lifted weights together on Mondays and Thursdays. When the son failed all of his exams they ended up going to Burger King since that was a place for food.
Related to all of that…There was once a glass slipper (not Cinderella’s) that was really really tiny. Too tiny even for a mouse to wear. So no one wore it.
THE END