Billy Barmmer’s Birthday(!), Why Anne Hates RJ, Social Stimulation, FLU SHOT, Everything About Them Just Rubs You The Wrong Way™, Michael has Mommy Issues and NEW STUFF FROM DYLAN BRODY! Also: Plastic Surgery, Dislocated Shoulders, The Alternate Olympics™ (we call them the “Alympics™”), Town Hall Meeting, Government Shutdown Pisses Off Witches, A Cat With 10 Toes (on one foot), News From the Dunes™, Pole Vaulting and Beating John McEnroe at his own game.