Aimee gets bored in Monticello, Iowa and joins the Song of Norway in 1991 as Youth Staff.  She works seasonally while in college and then goes to the Nordic Empress as Shore Ex.  She tells about Mark's large erection, a lost "narcoleptic" guest on an excursion, brings out the Rhapsody, leaves ships in 1998 and moves to Skagway to work for a guide outfit, goes to Royal Celebrity tours, stuffed eagles and mechanical whales, the ship hits an iceberg, runs the Portland marathon, ice hiking, water ballet, 28 years with Royal Caribbean, an anonymous naked man in a hotel, and random St Petersburg drunken stories. Eric tells a bear story.