This week, the League’s trusty trio of fantasy fools return to action with guest Boobie Scherff in tow — the Njigba in Paris GM who once again finds himself surrounded by microphones, opinions, and questionable league logic.

They recap the Week 11 matchups — a slate so predictable it felt computer-simulated — before moving into their Week 12 picks and a breakdown of each team’s playoff odds. Some teams have clear paths, some need divine intervention, and one or two probably shouldn’t bother checking the math at all.

Then things take a glorious detour into the phenomenon that is Myles Garrett. The gang spends an unsettling amount of time marveling at how the man appears to be assembled from industrial-grade materials — with shoulders the size of small boulders, arms that look 3D-printed on “extra large,” and a frame that suggests his ancestors may have fought dinosaurs. Literally every part of him seems oversized, unfair, or both. The episode wraps with a brainstorming session on new and increasingly creative ideas for determining next year’s draft order.