🧠👶 THIRD DEGREE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN 8-YEAR-OLD?

We let a third grader loose on the pod... and things immediately went off the rails. 🚂✨

👧 Lizzie vs 👦 Braden in an epic battle of ✨brains, riddles, and feral energy✨. Questions were asked. Answers were wrong. Knees were injured. Also? Someone tried to eat soup with a fork. 🍲🍴 WHY.

🔥 Highlights include:

• A child destroying us in trivia
• A rogue guacamole moment 🥑
• “THE ANSWER IS DARKNESS” 🕶️
• Someone yelling “SHUT THE FLIP UP” mid-spelling lesson
• And a shocking twist involving roosters and eggs 🐓🥚

💀 10/10 chaos. Zero math skills. 🎧 Listen now to hear Lizzie get outsmarted by a literal child.

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🎉 Game Night Gone Off the Rails | Incoherent, Trivia & Too Much Chaos 🤯

In this episode, we play a chaotic round of Incoherent, where nobody knows what’s being said, but somehow we all pretend we do 😂 We struggle through phrases like “Ace Tray Taste Who Didn’t” (???), scream-laugh our way through gibberish, and prove that none of us should be allowed near a third-grade math test.

✨ Highlights include:

• Dramatic emphasis fails
• "Don't do drugs" becomes "Dawn Dude Rugs"
• An emotional breakdown over the word "joey"
• Learning (incorrectly) that Beethoven was blind
• Discovering a new color??! (we swear it's real… maybe)
• The Rizz sound effect makes its entrance
• Minecraft chicken songs and Sigma energy 🐔
• Deep questions like: what is 7 x 6? (answer: "your mom")

If you're into unfiltered chaos, questionable facts, and vibes that teeter between genius and meltdown, this one’s for you 🎧🔥

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🧠👶 THIRD DEGREE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN 8-YEAR-OLD? (Feat. Chaos, Gibberish & Guacamole)

We let a third grader loose on the pod… and everything fell apart immediately. 😭🚂 👧 Lizzie vs 👦 Bradyn in a high-stakes showdown full of ✨trivia, nonsense, and unhinged energy✨.

We tried to play Incoherent. We tried to do basic math. We tried to spell “puppies.” We failed. Spectacularly.

🍲 Someone tried to eat soup with a fork. 🕶️ “THE ANSWER IS DARKNESS” was screamed unprovoked. 🐓 A rooster-related betrayal took place. 🥑 A rogue guacamole moment occurred. 🤯 And “Don’t do drugs” somehow became “Dawn Dude Rugs.”

Other crimes against logic and language:

• Bradyn thought Beethoven was blind
• Lizzie got outsmarted by a literal child
• The Rizz sound effect entered the chat
• And 7 x 6 = “your mom” happened.

💀 10/10 chaos. 0/10 math skills. Infinite laughter. 🎧 Tap in now if you want to feel better about your own intelligence. Or worse. Probably worse.

#ThirdDegreePod #SiblingRivalry #NotSmarterThanAThirdGrader #IncoherentGame #TriviaFails #PodcastMeltdown #SigmaFight #OhioIsntReal #YourMomJokes