You ever been in Target, just living your life, when suddenly you hear your name over the intercom? It's like an unexpected plot twist where the prize is a panic attack! I’m breaking down why hearing your name in Target sends you into a spiral that makes you question everything from your shopping list to your life choices. Is it about those extra ketchup packets you pocketed, or did you forget your wallet in the toothpaste aisle? And why does it always feel like you’re on a catwalk of shame heading to guest services? Join me as I unravel the layers of anxiety we all face in the aisles of temptation and suggest why Target might need in-store support groups next to Starbucks. Trust me, you'll never look at your cat tote the same way again.