The Armchair Podcast

Emergency pod. Happy Charges Day.

Man City have been found GUILTY on 114 of 115 Premier League charges, the 115th being that picture of Maresca's feet. We go through what City actually did (loosely, this is not a podcast for facts), whether the players and Pep deserve to keep their medals, and why Enzo Maresca decided this was the perfect moment to post pictures of his feet. Then it's punishment time: relegation, transfer bans, stripping every title since 2006 and a little bit of Lego. We even catch the breaking news live that Premier League clubs are preparing legal action, and discover the true victim of all this. Think of the ripple effect.  

00:00 — Happy Charges Day

02:44 — 114 Guilty, 1 Got Away

06:06 — Should the Players Keep Their Medals?

09:25 — The Carphone Warehouse Theory

14:29 — Maresca Posts His Feet. Why?

22:24 — Punishment Time

27:48 — Liverpool Were Robbed of a Dynasty

29:40 — Relegation, Transfer Bans and Lawsuits

41:00 — BREAKING: The Clubs Lawyer Up

44:16 — Agüero Is Cancelled, Deeney Is King   A Premier League football podcast reacting to the Man City 115 charges verdict, with Arsenal fans' take on whether City should be stripped of their titles, relegated or sued by Arsenal, Liverpool and Man United. Man City news, Maresca, Pep Guardiola, Agüero and Premier League punishment debate, all from your favourite armchair.  

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Arsenal got pecked by the Seagulls, and this week I'm doing the whole podcast on my own.

No Josh, no interruptions, just me, a cup of tea and some very strong opinions on Brighton, Arteta and the state of the Premier League.

Brighton beat Arsenal 3 nil at the Amex and I go through what actually went wrong, from having no threat on the counter to Arteta leaving the same players on the pitch. Then it's the full Premier League round up: Chelsea getting battered by Brentford, City's eight goal thriller against Sunderland, Coventry's first win, Spurs rock bottom and why Manchester United might not win a title for fifty years. Is the Big Six dead? I think it is.

00:00 — Pecked by the Seagulls

07:44 — What Actually Happened at Brighton

14:03 — Arteta Didn't Help One Bit

19:09 — Is the Premier League Actually the Best League?

20:34 — Chelsea Are 10th and That's Fair

23:33 — Man City 5-3 Sunderland and Fat Frank's First Win

32:06 — Spurs Are Bottom and It's Embarrassing 38:23 — Man United Might Never Win It Again

45:51 — The Big Six Is Dead

51:24 — Where Is Josh?

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We open on Manchester United's 0-1 derby defeat to Manchester City: Phil Foden's contentious red card, Erling Haaland's winner, and a proper debate on whether United are turning into "Arsenal's banter era." Then it's onto Arsenal's 2-0 win at Sunderland, where David Raya produced one of the best penalty saves either of us has ever seen before Bruno Guimarães scored an absolute screamer and Bukayo Saka wrapped it up from the spot. We also get into Chelsea's summer transfer business, Hull's surprise start to the season, Spurs' continuing struggles, and a long tangent on why one of us apparently can't stop interrupting the other. Chapters: 00:00 — Yogurt-Gate Nearly Ends the Pod

01:00 — Man United Get Battered by 10-Man City

13:33 — Was Foden's Red Actually Soft?

16:26 — "You've Gone Full Rory Jennings"

19:47 — Onto Arsenal: Backs Against the Wall at Sunderland

26:29 — Raya's Worldy Save Changes Everything

27:28 — BRUNO'S SCREAMER Breaks the Stadium of Light

37:30 — Chelsea, Hull and the "Buying the League" Debate

51:04 — Spurs Are Still Rubbish, Everton Are Boring

56:29 — Rating Our Own Podcast (Yes, Again)

This week's Armchair Podcast covers Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, Sunderland and Chelsea, with the usual mix of Arsenal opinion, Premier League debate and football podcast banter, plus takes on Bruno Guimarães, David Raya, Bukayo Saka, Phil Foden and Erling Haaland. Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat.

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The Premier League's back and so is the chaos. Coventry gave Frank Lampard a proper welcome party, new boy Tzolis looked like he'd been at the club for years, Man United somehow lost to Hull on day one, and we're already arguing about whether Martinelli should really be leaving Arsenal. This week: our verdict on Arsenal's 3-0 away day at Coventry (Tzolis's debut, set-piece variations, and why Frank Lampard's Coventry weren't half bad), the full post-mortem on Manchester United's 0-2 opening day defeat to Hull, a proper rant about PSR and the Premier League's financial fair play mess, Aston Villa's project looking shaky under Emery, and the news nobody wanted: Martinelli's heading to Saudi for around £60m.

00:00 — We're Back And So Is The Withdrawal

03:55 — Coventry Away Day, Tzolis's Debut, Frank Lampard's Bow

15:56 — Man United's Day One Humiliation vs Hull

24:22 — Brentford, Spurs And The PSR Rant

41:30 — Aston Villa's Project Crumbling Under Emery

45:12 — Haaland's Hair Transplant And The Seagulls Chant

49:56 — Bruno Fernandes Wins PFA Player Of The Year, Seriously?

52:04 — Throwback: The Angriest Arsenal Fan Rant Ever

58:00 — Chelsea's "JP Morgan" Front Three

1:03:46 — Newcastle Prediction Standoff And Martinelli's Saudi Exit

Two brothers, one Arsenal obsession, and a proper argument every single week about the Premier League, transfers, PSR, and everything in between. New episodes every week covering Arsenal, the top six, and the rest of the Premier League. Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast | 

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WE'RE BACK.

Strap in for the new season...

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00:00 — Intro: "Slice You Open" Warning to the Haters

02:48 — Bottom Three Bants: Hull, Ipswich & Coventry Go Down

09:56 — Newcastle 18th? The Bruno Sale Bombshell

17:19 — Forest 15th "Bombshell" (Sorry, Forest Fans)

22:54 — Fabian Hürzeler's Hair Transplant Gets Roasted

35:09 — Liverpool 7th?! "You've Ruined the Podcast"

42:08 — "There's No Top Six Anymore"

48:56 — Chelsea Went Shopping at a Care Home

53:13 — City vs Arsenal: The Title Race Breakdown

1:02:48 — Arteta's Legacy: Above Wenger?

This week's chat covers England's World Cup campaign, Gareth Southgate vs Thomas Tuchel, and the summer transfer window — including Bruno Guimarães, Vinicius Jr, and Morgan Rogers' move to Chelsea.

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00:00 — Back From the World Cup Break (and Nearly Touching Messi)

07:00 — Are We Actually Happy With England's Third Place?

17:45 — "Southgate Was a Crap Manager, Whether You Like It or Not"

20:45 — "We're Basically the Tottenham of England"

33:45 — The Debate Turns Personal: "You're a Loser"

48:00 — Final Verdict: Did Tuchel Bottle the Semi-Final?

51:00 — Arsenal Dodge a Bullet on Morgan Rogers

59:00 — Vinicius Jr to Arsenal: Could It Actually Happen? 1:09:00 — Around the League: Spurs, Chelsea's Gamble, Losing Caicedo

We're back. England are at the World Cup. And we've got opinions. After taking a well-earned break (Arsenal won the Premier League, lost the Champions League final, we needed time), Jacob and Josh are back for a full World Cup 2026 special — because if there was ever a time for the Armchair Podcast to return, it's this. The squad's been named, the group stage is underway, and we've got takes that will absolutely age terribly or age brilliantly. No in between. In this episode: the Phil Foden omission (yes, after that pass, he's been left at home), why Gary Neville is completely wrong about world class players, the Jordan Henderson inclusion we refuse to name, Thomas Tuchel's "we want a second star" moment that gave us chills, a full squad breakdown and England predictions, our disgust at the Southgate TV drama, tournament favorites, dark horses, the France will flop theory, and the most Arsenal prediction ever made about the golden boot.

00:00 — It's Coming Home (World Cup Special Intro)

00:46 — We're Back. Arsenal Won the League. Lost the CL. Moved On.

03:23 — Croatia First. And They Think They're Good.

05:57 — The Foden Omission Is an Absolute DISGRACE 08:11 — Morgan Rogers Stole Cole Palmer's Whole Personality

10:00 — Gary Neville Said Only Kane Is World Class. Right.

17:59 — Tuchel Is the Best Manager in This Tournament

20:09 — "We Want a Second Star" — England's Ambition Is Refreshing

21:19 — This England Squad Would Win the Premier League

22:21 — Voldemort Is in the Squad (We Refuse to Say His Name)

29:23 — "Full Kit Wanker" — Live on American TV

30:23 — The Southgate Drama: Looked Like a Coronation Street Episode

39:02 — Our Actual Prediction: England to Win the Whole Thing

42:08 — Dark Horses, Disappointments, and the Belgium Mention

50:52 — France Are Going to Flop. We're Calling It.

52:17 — Scotland at the World Cup (They Drew With Haiti)

57:13 — Golden Boot: It's a Two-Horse Race Between Arsenal's Strikers

England World Cup 2026 reaction, squad analysis, and full tournament predictions — covering Harry Kane, Declan Rice, Jude Bellingham, Bukayo Saka, Phil Foden, Jordan Henderson, Victor Gyokeres, Kai Havertz, Tuchel, and why France might just bottle the whole thing. Arsenal podcast, football podcast, England football, Premier League.

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Arsenal are Premier League champions. For the first time in 22 years. And the boys have absolutely lost it. The full debrief is here — we break down the Bournemouth moment, the Ian Wright chaos on the streets, the dynasty debate that broke out within minutes, and why this squad has earned its own chapter in Arsenal history. Plus: why City's five-Saka wage bill makes this even sweeter, the truth about Arteta's "GCSE drama monologue" that convinced Timber to stay, Eze's extraordinary story, and the closing question — can Arsenal win the Champions League too?

Chapters: 00:00 — We've Done It

01:57 — The Moment — The Snipe, Sutton, Knee-Drop Celebration

05:45 — Ian Wright Was Out There Demanding Prosecco

07:20 — "Are They Scared of What Arsenal Could Become?"

09:00 — The Dynasty Argument Begins

11:50 — The Rebuild — From Wenger Mercenaries to Arteta's Arsenal

14:10 — We Doubted Arteta. We Were Wrong.

18:40 — We Have the Best Squad in the World

21:40 — Champions League Final. Historic.

26:00 — The "James Carragher" Incident

31:30 — Culture Club vs Soulless Football Projects

33:50 — Would the Champions League Eclipse the Invincibles?

37:50 — After the City Defeat — They Just Won Every Game

42:00 — The Only Team to Beat City in a Proper Title Race

43:00 — City's Wage Bill vs Ours (It's Criminal)

48:00 — Football Is Changing — We Built It the Right Way

51:20 — Arteta's "GCSE Drama Monologue" That Made Timber Sign

56:05 — Gabriel, Erdiggard, Trossard — Players Who Chose Us

1:02:40 — Ez's Incredible Story

1:09:20 — "I Don't Give a F*** What Anyone Thinks"

1:10:24 — From Baku Under Emery to the Champions League Final

#Arsenal #PremierLeague #champions 2025/26 — full fan reaction, season review, and Champions League final preview. #Arsenal podcast, #Arsenalnews, #Arteta, #Saka, #Declan Rice, #PremierLeaguetitle.

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Chapters: 00:00 — Trent Takes the Chair (Josh, You've Been Replaced)

07:00 — Arsenal 1-0 West Ham: We Were Good Though, Weren't We?

14:00 — The VAR Decision That Decided the Season

22:00 — Ben White Goes Down and Arteta Loses His Head

30:00 — Can We Actually Bottle This? (The Maths)

37:00 — Champions League Final: Arsenal vs PSG

44:00 — Is Arteta the Greatest Terrorist of All Time?

51:00 — Saka, Raya, Rice and the Zubimendi Problem

57:00 — The Rest of the League (Forest, Newcastle, West Ham)

Arsenal just took another massive step towards the title — and Jacob and his mate Trent (yes, a new face, Josh is in Bristol) were watching every agonising second of it. West Ham 0-1 Arsenal. Trossard. Odegaard. Raya. What can we say. A disallowed 95th-minute equaliser. And two lads who somehow stayed calm enough to record a podcast about it afterwards. In this week's Armchair Podcast, we go through everything: the VAR decision that'll be talked about for months, Ben White's injury and Arteta's bizarre tactical response, whether Saka's been carrying something serious all season, and whether Arteta is quietly becoming the greatest defensive manager of all time. Plus: Champions League final talk, the Pep Guardiola frozen pizza theory, and a genuine question about whether Zubimendi is done.

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Chapters: 00:00 — Intro + Shoutout to House (You Know Who You Are)

02:20 — Title Race: Is It Actually In Our Hands Now?

06:15 — Fulham Debrief: What Changed?

09:45 — Lewis Skelly Has to Start. End of Discussion.

12:30 — "Ødegaard Does Not Quite Simply Start for Fulham"

14:00 — THE BOX: Watching City vs Everton Live

17:40 — Gyokeres: Stop Calling Him Fat. He's Been Class.

22:00 — EVERTON SCORE. 1-1. We Believe Again.

24:25 — Doing This Podcast for Minimum Wage (We're Nearly There Lads)

26:30 — EVERTON LEAD 2-1. Mum Walks In. The Box Is Ruined.

29:00 — Gary Neville and the Annual United Delusion

34:40 — Oh No. City Are Back in Front.

36:00 — Everton Score Again. 3-2. 3-3. City Bottled It.

38:20 — Arsenal Need Three Wins. That's It.

48:40 — The Joe Hart Hair Situation (Sincere Apologies, Joe)

51:00 — West Ham Away Is the Biggest Game of the Season

Man City just drew 3-3 with Everton after leading 3-1 — and we watched EVERY second of it live from the podcast recording studio (my mum's box room). Arsenal need three wins. West Ham on Saturday. Atletico tomorrow night. And we cannot stop celebrating. In this episode: the Fulham 3-0 debrief with Lewis Skelly and Saka back to their best, the argument about whether Skelly starts in a Champions League semi-final, a full breakdown of why Yokarez has actually been class this season, LIVE reaction to City throwing away a three-goal lead, and the moment mum walked in mid-recording to reveal the score. This is why we do it.

#Arsenal #title race, #PremierLeague, #Lewis Skelly, #gyokeres #BukayoSaka, #Arsenal #Atletico, #Man City #Everton #Arsenalnews, #Arsenalpodcast, #footballbanter.

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