Do you have two brains? You may need them this week, as Zeff goes to Major League Baseball's Opening Day, and Eric stays up later watching his beloved Virginia Cavaliers in the NCAA Tournament.

The guys worry about killer robots, or should that be killing robots, while there's a high school stage production of Alien to consider. And yes, the career of a certain Mr Steve Martin....(and a shout-out to the dear departed, Shane Rimmer!).