Eric and Zeff celebrate the 4th of July, though Zeff questions Eric's patriotism, while Eric questions Zeff's claims of Scottish ancestry.

Also on this episode, there's a review of Team USA's adventures in the World Cup and how it effects soccer in the US moving forward. The upcoming referendum on Scottish Independence is also discussed (seriously, you'll learn something!), and Zeff makes clear his ambitions to be a dictator.