When the ladies are fed up with their leaking roof, they try to devise a plan to compile finances to get it fixed. But the roofer is a doofer, their money is funny and their luck is…far from great. Learning a pretentious and rude artist might be dying soon, they decide to invest their money in a painting of his to make the money needed for a roof. Unsurprisingly, things don’t go as planned. Will the roof get fixed? Will Jasper Dekimmel survive? Will Blanche learn she can just wash a towel? Oh my god. Did she never wash that towel?! Anyway, all of that and more in today’s episode, The Auction!