This week, on the Awoken series...
> be me DM: the universe in which gods fall and rise in a never-ending story
> be not me: players that know that they can win D&D by finishing the story should they reach the end of this story which at that point I will never tell this story again since the story will have come to an end, for good.
> DM, "Are you sure?"
> Player, "yea this sounds like an amazing idea that will break your encounter... I..."
> DM, "yea okay, the bad guys turn around and leave..."
> Player, "oh shit, oh no"
> Other Player, "oh we fucked up"
> New Player, "your note-taking skills suck, how could you think that was a good idea"
Begins to swear in Snaken (Spanish)
> Player, "Great I'm SOL"
Sometimes there is a very good reason why she is being held prisoner like a damsel in distress.