Welcome back, stoners! In this episode, we get to see the men wear speedos, because Rachel and Gabby need to see their abs more than their personalities. Both ladies get their first 1:1 dates, and Rachel starts feeling like none of the men like her. Probably because next to Gabby, her dresses are ugly AF. We also talk about the dark upside-down universe of Bachelor Nation, Pilot Pete's 18 year-old bod, and name our new smoking machine!

Song: Cello Suite no 1 in G Major by J.S. Bach (Performed by Yo-Yo Ma)