It’s our last show of the year and we know we will be missed. See you next year, probably!

• We valiantly climb the matter of The Everest, a super rich horse race that won’t even gift the proletariat of Sydney with a public holiday;
• A.H. went to see Blade Runner Petersham and could barely contain herself – are you a talker, a shoosher, a malteser-thrower or a shut the f—k-upper?;  
• We check in with a post-footy Maroon for some tips on surviving radio, and why he won’t miss a single member of the Triple M Call Team over the off-season;
• Rose’s partner Zoe did laser-tag in heels and she deserves a medal;
• It’s time for a Trumpdate;
• Kris’ mum Leonie had a bit of a fall and it turns out she’s a fiend for morphine. What better excuse to tell our own loopy hospital tales;
• Freddy Fittler’s laid down the law and all players for the Lebanon squad have to know the anthem, which is Very Good In Our Opinion;
• We chat to former NRL and Super League journeyman and Irish international player Pat Richards;
• The flat-earthers have done some research and come to the conclusion that Australia: fake news;
• The Socceroos are off to Honduras and we’re already planning our holiday.

And of course, Kris Gale’s The Bach Wrap and Back Rower Of The Week!

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