Roy & HG have ducked over to China for two weeks on an assignment that is not in any way nefarious, so logical minds pondered: who can we think of who are talented enough to fill their slot? (They never found anyone.)

**And we'll be back in Roy & HG's seats this coming Saturday, 10am to midday!**

• Kris went to the Roosters v Rabbitohs match, A.H. nearly fell asleep at her local trying to watch it, and Rose and Kris kinda just start using this golden timeslot to sledge a mutual friend that none of you guys would know, we assume;
• Kids sports stories! A.H.'s dad was too supportive at her childhood sports games, Rose's dad was the opposite, and A.H. is a loser who didn't even know Don Lane on a personal basis.
• Caller Eddie finds us on a whole other timeslot because that man never sleeps;
• The Bad Boys Of Tennis (the best kind). (They're rich, too.);
• Something about AFL, whatever;
• DCE is getting sad-pumped by life because our Bring Back The Manly Hate campaign has had immense success (sorry mate);
• One of Newtown's most beloved live music venues in now a mini golf bar, but instead let's talk about our sweet sweet memories of Ermington Putt Putt;
• Our NSW Blues are getting bewitched by absolute hippy hoo-ha rubbish (sorry – 'alternative medicine') but a cryo-sauna too so that's pretty cool;
• We grabbed Wendell Sailor right off a delayed plane ride and he was sweet enough to acquiesce. Naturally we chatted about the biggest problem with union, because any excuse to sledge will be taken.

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