Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys break down life’s biggest moments with absolutely no credentials. This week, Jesse and Sam dive into the chaos of March Madness, making bold predictions, roasting busted brackets, and pretending they didn’t already lose money on their picks.
Sam takes a moment to give flowers to the most overlooked legend in society, the bathroom attendant. An unsung hero keeping the night alive when it matters most. Meanwhile, Sam flips the script and unboxes a mystery gift from Jesse, which immediately turns into chaos. Jesse also comes through with a nostalgic gem, finding a Varsity Blues Funko Pop that hits right in the childhood.
And of course, the staples are back: the boys keep it rolling with the classic segments, the laughs stay high, and the takes stay questionable. It’s hoops, nostalgia, unboxings, and pure boys’ club energy—just the way we like it.

0:00- Intro
8:22- T-Shirt gun, really?
23:05- MLB Opening Day
51:52- Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
1:03:26- Snack Lords
1:23:24- Couch Sesh
1:47:52- End