This episode brought to you by flirtatious bible verses.

Lisa sashays into the American National Ballet that was founded and mismanaged by two skilled liars, Ashely & Doug Benefield, with political ties that go all the way to the top of the GOP.

Whitney goes nuclear with America's most deadly energy drink, Radithor. 

Hayly accidentally researched a story we've done in the past year (see S2 EP 47: Focusing on the Peen Shredding for Celestial Seasonings & the Urantia cult), so she's just here for color commentating!