Was Chris Bauer cast to play Machine from “8mm” in this film?  Why does everyone have a dumb name except for Seth in this film?  Maax trying to shove this kid into the fire using a fireplace poker is hilarious.  These super soldiers just look like WWF Bushwackers.  Why is Dar’s adoptive Dad on a 3 am stroll through the woods?  How many animals were murdered while filming this?  For sure at least 1 dog.  Why is this village on stilts? John’s dvd collection is impressive. Finally, human lawn darts sounds fun. 

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