Rap beefs. Twitch beefs. Tennis beefs. Pier 69 beefs. Somebody page Arby's because WE'VE GOT THE MEATS. Wiz Khabeefa. Chief Beef. Jordan Sbeefth. Samantha Bee-f. It's all here. Also hippo stories, and we explain why we missed last week. Spoiler alert: BEEF. Jk.