On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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Back To The Sleep Clinic

1:19.135

A Chris Chan Call From Prison

3:32.019

A Couple Having Loud Bush Sex

8:28.996

A Family Friendly Segment: Let’s Learn Our ABCs

10:41.854

Indian Singer Uses The N Word. Is That OK?

14:59.099

French Canadian Woman Has A Problem With Asians

17:44.250

Angry Voicemail Feed Back Over Asian News Anchor Talking About Dumplings

19:18.063

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22:39.776

Pabst Wants Us All To Eat Ass

24:04.411

Lickable TV Screens

28:56.065

Another Inflight Temper Tantrum

34:06.556

Voicemails / Ending

38:45.951

 

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QUICK AND DIRTY TRANSCRIPT

Tim Henson:Breaks it’s Wednesday, January 5, 2022 Coming up on the program today, which beer brand is highly encouraging you to give rim jobs this month. Plus, I’m sick and tired of Asians bragging about their dumplings. Chris Chan calls from prison and the future of television is a lickable flavorful, flat screen. Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in gay sex. Oh, fuck

Tim Henson:the Distorted View show with Tim Hanson. The guy he’s in the dirty underwear or something. I don’t know. He’s never freak. I want to come while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy. I just want to say, how dare you. Yes, dimension back here with you for the Wednesday show. Got a great program real quick before we get into audio short programming notes. Tomorrow’s show may be delayed or postponed because, yes, I got to go back and do another sleep study. They called and they thought it would be a good idea to do it as soon as possible because get this, I won’t have to take another COVID test because COVID tests are good for two weeks. Isn’t that the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard? A lot can go down in two weeks, right? I could get a covid test test negative, then go on a Carnival cruise and swing by Wuhan China fucking ground zero for Covet, then come back and take my sleep study all within a two week span. You know what I’m saying? Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad I don’t have to take another COVID test because I don’t want to jam that fucking swab up my nostril. But this idea that you’re like, after you take a test, you’re immune for two weeks is silly. I told you guys during my last sleep study, I had trouble sleeping. I only slept like 2 hours or something like that. So they prescribed some ambient. I’m going to be knocked the fuck out. I’m kind of looking forward to that. I’ll let you guys know how it all goes. The nurse on the phone today was telling me, even after I do this study, they will order the CPAP machine if I need it.