Twas the Monday after Christmas

And all through the land

Not a BeWB was remotely

Prepared to lift a hand

And so Megan and Carla

Re-watched The Holiday

A film from the past (2006 to be exact)

Yes, way back in the day

On Cameron (Diaz)! On Kate (Winslet)! 

On Jude Law and Jack Black!

And even On Arthur

Played by Eli Wallach!

You'll hear Carleg exclaim

As the podcast you hear

There is one choice so easy

It'll bring you much cheer!

And hey as a bonus,

As our little gift

You get TWO trios this time

Because of a slip

Let's get on with the wedding

And also the bedding

And why the hell not

Let's do some fun beheading!

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