You’ve been reading the Bible wrong, my friend, and it’s time to fix that. Seriously, the Bible is more like a library than a novel, and if you’re starting at Genesis and plowing through to Exodus, you’re setting yourself up for a faceplant—hello, Leviticus! We dive into how the Bible isn’t just a book of rules or promises; it’s a collection of different genres, and if you don’t treat it as such, you’re gonna miss out on the good stuff. We’ll break down the various sections—poetry, letters, laws—and show how each one speaks to you differently and how to approach them without losing your mind. So grab your favorite book and a not-so-favorite one, and let’s learn to engage with scripture in a way that actually makes sense for the messy lives we live. You ever flip open the Bible and think, 'What in the world am I reading?' Yeah, me too. Ashley dives headfirst into the wild world of biblical literature, breaking down this age-old text and enlightening us on why we're all reading it wrong. Spoiler alert: it's not a novel, folks! It’s more like a library filled with various genres, each with its own quirks and purpose. Ashley gives us a no-nonsense look at how we approach the Bible, often treating it like a straight-up storybook, only to hit a wall—hello, Leviticus! She shares her personal struggles with reading through the Bible and how many of us end up feeling defeated by February. But here's the kicker: she argues that the Bible isn't meant to be read from cover to cover; it's a collection of writings that need to be understood in their historical and cultural context. So, whether you’re into Psalms for a little soul-searching or finding Paul’s letters to be like reading someone else’s mail, Ashley's here to guide you through it all with a refreshing mix of sarcasm and sincerity. So buckle up, because this isn't just a lecture—it's a call to rethink how we engage with scripture and what it means for our lives today.

Takeaways:

1. You've probably been reading the Bible like it's a novel, but that's a big no-no.
2. The Bible's not a flat rulebook; it's a messy conversation between God and humanity, get it right!
3. Reading the Bible by genre can totally change your experience—like, poetry vs. law, dude!
4. When reading Leviticus, remember it's not just about dietary laws—context is key, my friend!
5. Approaching scripture differently means you won't hit that wall in Leviticus and give up, trust me.
6. The Bible is a library, not just a book, so pick and choose your readings wisely!