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Why oh why can't Johnny READ?

Probably because the brother's name is Khalid

Yet the majority of so-called experts agreed

On the cultural ideas they would force-feed ...

Why oh why can't Johnny WRITE?

'Cause instead of him creating he just has to recite

We offer him a perspective that he finds quite trite

Then have the gall to try to label him as "not too bright" ...