The All Star Game is broken... so maybe we should just have an enormous 1v1 tournament like the WNBA?! Toumani levels up (again) and the Blazers are going to try and sneak into the play-in tournament (WHAT?!?). Why isn't Shaedon Sharpe starting, what do we hope for in the last third of the season, and Shann share's his universal theory of cool.