Events! Steph and Jeff run through all the fun stuff happening in the Boaty Show community (that we know about). From concerts to art openings to film screenings! New York to Vermont, Massachusetts to Maine! Can't wait to see YOU! For fun we also update you on an outboard injury and an electric car ferry! Thanks for listening, more info in the show notes at www.theboatyshow.com.

1. Byron O'Niell's art opening at Karma Bird House, a historic warehouse on the waterfront in Burlington, Vermont. Opening is today, Thursday July 9 with beer from foam brewers, exhibit is showing through August 20th.
2. Steph is producing a dance party "Friday is for the girls: dance early, feel good" Friday July 10th at The Downtown in Alexandria Bay. An early-evening dance party for people who love great music, dancing with their friends, and waking up without regret. Fine print - it'll benefit River Hospital in Alexandria Bay.
3. Jay/Garrison/Brooks River Take Me Home concert in TIP Saturday 7/11. Go to jaynash.com/tour for tickets. Jay has a bunch of shows coming up all over the place.
4. Blake Fitch Built on Cod: Boston's 400 Year Fishing History Opens Saturday July 11 through August 31st at the Boston Fisheries Museum in Boston's Seaport.
5. Third annual Grog 'n Grub potluck on Rock Island State Park in the 1000 Islands Friday July 17 5:30pm. Kids especially welcome.
6. River Hospital's Yacht Rock fundraiser cruise August 13th, tickets on sale August 3rd at riverhospital.org under 'events' they'll sell out so get 'em.
7. I'm doing an AI literacy workshop at the Clayton Library Saturday 8/22
8. I'll do an author chat at Somesville Library in Southwest Harbor, Maine Friday 8/28, somesvillelibrary.org/events
9. Jay is producing the third annual Vermont Food and Music Festival September 18 and 19th, Garrison Starr and Brooks Hubbard will both play, along with Shovels and Rope, Hiss Golden Messenger, Kat Wright, Dwight & Nicole, Two Runner, All She Wrote and Lily Welch
10. Garrison Starr's new album comes out Friday September 25th! garrisonstarr.com. She has a bunch of tour dates you can find at
11. Jay's house concert in Philly at Jeff / my house Saturday 9/26, get tickets at jaynash.com/tour. It's the Bala Cynwyd House Concert. Mixologist Marc is catering.
12. Many Grindstone Winery live music events at grindstoneislandwinery.com/events!

Steph takes us on a steamboat journey with new friends at the steamboat meetup in the Thousand Islands! We debate three gorgeous listener-submitted Century runabouts for Boat Of The Week. Or is it Boat Of The Century? All that and more on The Boaty Show! Thanks for listening!

2nd of two new episodes - listen to "Boating on Eggshells" for a normal Boaty Show! Sail on if you're a fan of The Pirates... Avast! MJ is up from tha bilge an' we is here to tell you scurrrvy dogs about foodstuffs from tha bilge an' Boat Wash Number Four in an unasked-for lengthy screed of audiotory promotion. Y'see wee Pirates aren't a-familiar with surfactants and other soapy materrials so we scrub the deck a bit long as we tacks back and forth on the subject. As always wee ones rest your head towards the end for a relaxing sleep story to drift off to the somnolent 'orizon of a good night's sleep. Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly, may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

Steph updates us on her houseboat saga, Jeff went for a row for the first time in 30 years! The Pirates do a brief (we promise) advertisement for Dock Deals' new boat soap, Steph and Jeff do Boat Of The Week and Jeff reads a SLEEPER of an Old Boat Ad. It's The Boaty Show! Thanks for listening :-)

Steph and no pirates! We take a call from Listener Anna who has a question about her Whaler that caught on fire, Listener Christy gets a boat recommendation whether she likes it or not, a pillowy soft Old Boat Ad for Jay, two tugs and a sub from Dockdeals exchange broadsides for Boat Of the Week! Thanks for listening!

We're toppin' tha charrrts! Of "comforting sleep stories!" Apple's podcast AI heard The Pirates doing sleep stories and tagged us with the black spot! And this AI stuff is taking our jobs? Thanks for listening, we promise at some point The Pirates will get bored and move on. Let's hope Steph comes back next episode! Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

[this episode contains no pirate content] Here for boaty? skip to 26 minutes. Otherwise enjoy the full Steph and Jeph schtick! Worlds collide for the first time in Boaty Show history: Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ads combine for an auditory extravaganza. Thanks for listening!

Aye wee onesss... settle yer heads into the gently swayin' hammocks for a piratey Christmas sleep story. The Pirates' sing their own verrrsion of Jingle Bells an debates the meritss of Santa versus Krampus. 'Twas the night before piratey Christmas and all through the bilge, not a creature was stirrin' except all the rats what lives in the bilge. And all the crabs what lives in me mattresss... Merry Christmas everyone! Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

Yo ho ho! Was your time with the pirates ayyye opening? Steph is back for Boat Of The Week with a twist: Boat (I have driven) Of The Week! Jeff's history of the pontoon boat may or may not bore Steph, same with the wakeless launch. A pirate encore, and that's all she wrote!

Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised... AHOYYYY ye scurvy Dogs 'tis the Dread Pirate FOLEY! Lassh yourselves to the speakarrrs and cast off on an auditorrry voyage! Yer bound for listenin TREASURRRE! If yerr a wee one, orr parrent to a wee one, this herre episode is apprrrrropriate for all agess.