Rob and James do their best to protect special guest Kelly McGuigan from her crazed stalker as they discuss the romantic thriller THE BODYGUARD. Warning: We only sing that song ONCE.

Remakes begin @ 55mins: Rob pairs up a tall person and a short person; James had to fight to not make it a musical; and Kelly brings in Kevin Costner's son.

Go see James in TONE every Wednesday at 8pm at iO Chicago (it's free) and Kelly has nothing to plug because she's good at being a real person.