You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... Holidate is awful. Just bloody awful. 

We're up to our old tricks reviewing terrible Christmas films and I'm ashamed to say, we picked this one. It's crass, it's not funny, it's boring, the characters are horrible, there's no chemistry, it's all in a bloody shopping mall. 
Bon appetite! 

Oh and excuse the weird non sequitur about "lady buffets".

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