We trade the worst breakup stories we’ve lived through and the wild reasons people use to end relationships when they don’t want to be honest. Along the way, we unpack ghosting, breakup texts, emotional cheating, and what we owe each other when we’re done. 
• Scarlett’s post-drought hookup recap and what it unlocks emotionally 
• April Fools alibi prank and who really has your back 
• Birthday prep stress and the burnt cake meltdown 
• Worst ways to get dumped and the pettiest excuses 
• Getting dumped for “not being supportive” after an almost deer accident 
• The “It’s not you, it’s me” breakup text and how disrespect lands 
• Accusations sparked by a spam email and the cheating projection 
• First date chemistry problems and ending things fast 
• Our own ghosting habits and why we default to blocking 
• The line between physical cheating and emotional cheating 
• Warning signs in long relationships and when therapy matters 
• Sexual curiosity side quests and talking about preferences 
Again, you can write in to us at nothing untouchedpod at gmail.com and let us know your thoughts, feelings, takes. Just let us know if you have a bad breakup story. Did you are you the one that broke somebody's heart? Yep. We want to know. We want to hear about it. Are you the dumper or dump dummy? Dumpy or dumper. Which is it? Let us know. Also, if you've got ideas for us to shout out there. Also, other podcasters, we'd love to be a fucking guest. And we'd love you for you to be a guest on our show. 

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