Welcome to Red, White, and Greenland! On this week’s episode, everything is retro again, but not all of it is cool. Pick TVs, not TB! Get a VHS and an MMR because scarlet fever, TB, and measles are back, baby! There is also a hilarious set of cases of employees sharing the dumbest thing customers have ever asked them to do.

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Listen to “Ep. 9.28 "Move Your Gyatt"” on Spreaker.