*BIG NEWS* We're starting a Substack! And we're going to post regularly! Hold us accountable! https://substack.com/@thebrownburndown

In this mini-episode, we cover...the history of land ownership in the United States (it's relevant, we promise), White Lotus gossip, Political gossip, Nickyanka gossip (also still relevant!). We'll then yearn for the days of mall concerts in pools...jk, that's now. Stay tuned for our next episode where we give you a live play by play of our IRL (!!!) Nickyanka encounter. As always, thoughts questions concerns to [email protected]. xoxo!