The Can-Opener

We're back—and it's a brand new chapter! Welcome to Season 2 of the podcast, where fresh ideas, deeper conversations, and exciting topics await. In this kick-off episode, we reflect on what we’ve learned so far, share what’s coming next, and talk about the inspiration behind this season’s theme: growth, change, and new beginnings. Whether you’ve been with us since the start or you’re just tuning in, this is the perfect moment to jump in. Let’s make this season our best one yet.

We're at the business end of the season, and it's time to hand out some grades! In this episode, we break down how every Premier League club has performed so far — from title contenders to relegation battlers. Who's exceeded expectations? Who's flopped? And which teams are right where they should be? Join us as we go club by club, dishing out honest (and maybe harsh) report cards. Spoiler alert: not everyone's passing!

On this episode of The Can-Opener, we’re stepping into Thomas Tuchel’s shoes and picking England’s 23-man squad for the 2026 World Cup. With new stars emerging and old favourites clinging on, who makes the cut? We break down every position, debate the toughest choices, and predict how Tuchel’s tactical mind would shape the Three Lions.

Young guns or seasoned vets? Big names or bold surprises? Tune in for our ultimate England squad selection—agree or disagree, let us know your picks!

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🎙️ Premier League 2024/25: Team of the Season So Far! ⚽🔥

With the season approaching the run in, we’re breaking down our Premier League Team of the Season (So Far)! Who’s been lighting up the league? Who’s been unstoppable in defence? And which surprise names have forced their way into the XI?

Join us as we debate the best performers, analyse the stats, and give our take on the biggest stars of the season up to now. Expect plenty of hot takes, disagreements, and maybe even a few shocks along the way!

Tune in now and let us know if you agree with our picks! 🏆🎧

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After a well-needed break, we’re back and ready to dive in! In this special episode, we take a step back to reflect on our journey so far—revisiting some of our favourite moments, lessons learned, and how we've grown along the way. From early episodes to where we are now, we’ll share insights on what’s changed, what’s stayed the same, and what exciting things are coming next. Join us as we celebrate the past and set our sights on the future!

Let’s get back into it! 🚀🎙️

In this episode, we discuss our PL team of the season for 2023/24. P.S. Apologies for the bad audio, we are currently having audio issues but we are trying our best to get it sorted!

In this episode, we catch up on the last week of football and discuss some of the minor signs of the end of times.

In this episode, we catch up on the last month of our lives and also discuss the end to the football season.

In this episode, we discuss where we have been and have a general catch up on our lives. We also catch up on the footy and give our predictions for the rest of the season.

🎙️ Get ready for some football controversy! Join us as we unveil our picks for the most overrated player from each Premier League team. It's unfiltered opinions and bold choices—Tune in to The Can-Opener for the tea on overrated players! ☕⚽ #OverratedXI #FootballControversy