Springfield descends into mob rule! Also, Homer buys a gun. Irvin and Nacho discuss some classic Jerkass Homer moments in the Cartridge Family, as well as the strained relationship between Homer and Patty in this episode. Stray chatter remains almost exclusively devoted to celebrity scandals, for the gossip heads in the listening audience.

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