A Bedtime Story

The Case of the Caffeinated Comet


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Welcome to A Bedtime Story. I'm Matthew Mitchell, and tonight's story is titled The Case of the Caffeinated Comet, Part 1 of this week's series: The Bureau of Forgotten Miracles.

Oliver sat at his desk, which was currently buried under a mountain of paperwork that had absolutely nothing to do with taxes and everything to do with the unexplained. As a junior investigator for the Bureau of Forgotten Miracles, his job was to catalog the things the world had simply stopped noticing. This included things like the exact shade of blue that only appears for three seconds during a summer storm and the sound of a secret being whispered into a seashell. It was a quiet job, or at least it was supposed to be until the comet arrived.

It did not crash through the roof, which would have been dramatic but messy. Instead, it zipped through the open window, performed three frantic laps around the ceiling fan, and then landed with a soft hiss in Oliver's lukewarm cup of coffee. The coffee immediately began to glow a vibrant, neon violet, and the cup started to vibrate with enough intensity to rattle the pens off the desk.

"Well, that is certainly a departure from the usual schedule," Oliver said, leaning back in his chair and adjusted his spectacles. He poked the coffee with a ruler. The liquid bubbled and let out a tiny, high-pitched whistle.

Just then, the door to the office swung open. Minerva, the Bureau's lead specialist in cosmic anomalies, marched in with a scanner that looked like a cross between a toaster and a telescope. She did not bother with greetings. She went straight to the vibrating cup and frowned at it.

"Did you order the extra-strength espresso, or is that a Type-Four Messenger Rock?" Minerva asked, her voice sharp and rhythmic.

"I think it is the latter," Oliver replied, gesturing to the glowing brew. "It came in through the window. It seems to be in quite a hurry to go nowhere."

Minerva tapped the side of the cup with a fingernail. "It is not going nowhere, Oliver. It is looking for its receiver. These things are essentially celestial telegrams sent from the outer edges of the reality spectrum. They usually carry warnings or invitations to parties that last several centuries. Since we have not been invited to a party in at least three years, I suspect this is a warning."

She pulled a pair of silver tweezers from her pocket and carefully fished the tiny, glowing stone out of the coffee. The moment the stone left the liquid, it expanded, transforming into a sphere of swirling light that projected a holographic map onto the dusty walls of the office. The map was not of the stars, but of the city itself, specifically the abandoned subway tunnels that ran beneath the old theater district. A single red dot pulsed deep underground, far below the deepest lines of the public transit system.

"What is down there?" Oliver asked, mesmerized by the glowing city. "I thought we mapped everything under the theater district last year when we found that colony of singing spiders."

"We mapped the physical tunnels," Minerva said, her eyes reflecting the map. "But the Bureau has always had rumors about the Core. It is the place where the original miracles were supposedly manufactured before they were distributed to the surface. If this comet is pointing there, it means the machinery is starting to act up. If the miracle engine stalls, the world gets very boring, very fast. People will start forgetting how to dream, and the colors will start to fade into beige."

"Beige is a terrible color for a world," Oliver said, standing up and grabbing his coat. "I suppose we should go and see why the engine is coughing."

"Grab the heavy-duty flashlight," Minerva commanded. "And leave the coffee. We are going to need our wits about us, and that violet stuff looks like it would make your heart beat in reverse."

They headed out the door, leaving the office behind. As they descended into the basement of the library that served as the Bureau's cover, Oliver could feel the air getting thicker, humming with a frequency that made the hair on his arms stand up. The adventure had officially begun, and he had a feeling it would take more than a ruler and some tweezers to fix whatever was broken in the dark.

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A Bedtime StoryBy Matthew Mitchell