We talk to Karen... um I mean Zoe who sent her son to a birthday party with carrot sticks and sugar free ranch dressing because he's not allowed to eat any sugar whatsoever (not for medical reasons, just her choice) and when she found out the birthday boy gave him a piece of cake, she Karened all over the boys mom. Also, you wake up and its 1992. What are you doing? We play top three and talk to a woman who works at a pizzeria and made a little boys birthday dreams come true. Plus, if you get pulled over for speeding and blame Vladmir Putin, you better be able to sell it