I thought I was ready. In the Year of Our Chaos 2019—the atrocities against pop culture of it all, the crimes against humanity of it all, the Marianne Wilson of it all—one would imagine they’d be prepared for anything. Then the trailer for Cats came out. I wasn’t ready. You won’t be ready. Somewhere in a quaint hamlet in the hills of the English countryside, Judi Dench is sipping her tea, glancing at her great niece’s iPad, and sighing: “Oh. Well then.