Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse and discussing TJ's final. Why the hell is he trying to kill these old people? We need them for season two. Jisela and Derrick K go home for being the worst at canoeing and Aneesa and Eric take it easy on their run. We can only assume next week will be a ladder match and
 whoever doesn't have a heart attack wins. 
In the Bravoverse we contemplate the impact Kathy Hilton will have on the crew and Kyle's nose job. She looks different. Teresa still sucks and a big sailboat hits a dock.