It's time to get what an old boss of Clsn's used to call "choiceful" in these all-too-choice-free times, so we break format a little bit (and break out laughing a lot) with a "Which Way" book, in which we try and mostly fail to become the titular Champ of TV Wrestling.

Do the elegant diversions of a more innocent age hold up in today's bustling, hugger-mugger world of screens and Tik-Tok and whatnot? We invite you and all your friends to choose to find out! Click on in and try your luck with the champs of ... The Champ The Champ of TV Wrestling, that is!

Recommendations:

• The Murderbot Diaries, by Martha Wells
• Enjoy the things that make you happy!

Music:

• "Theme to Greatest American Hero" by Mike Post
• "Theme to Rock and Wrestling"
• "Freewill" by Rush