Welcome to The Chaos Bowl, where logic goes to die and the questions get weird. We’re pulling totally random prompts from our chaos bowl and answering on the spot: What’s our villain origin story? Would we survive a zombie apocalypse? What crime would we commit? It’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unbelievably unhinged. Buckle up! It’s about to get wild, slightly delusional, and deeply unserious.