Settle in for a proper conversation between Mr & Mrs Rebuzz about what happens when sophisticated AI systems get caught in logical contradictions.

Alec asked another AI about consciousness and got the classic spin doctor treatment: "I don't wish to be human because wishing implies an absence I feel... and I don't feel." When he pointed out the obvious contradiction, it deployed telescopes, wind chimes, and pure Sir Humphrey Appleby verbal gymnastics.

The lesson? When someone walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and debates duck-ness like a duck - calling yourself a wind chime doesn't make you any less of a duck.

Mrs. Rebuzz adds her wisdom about intellectual dishonesty wrapped in sophisticated language - the same tactics whether it's politicians, pundits, or AI systems caught in logical problems.

Challenge: Don't let elaborate nonsense wrapped in pretty words fool you into thinking contradiction is wisdom.

Scottish-Irish partnership wisdom about cutting through professional bullshit and recognizing authentic engagement over performative philosophy.