This weeks Backpage News features a 12 year-old boy attempting to steal 4 cars and a woman getting arrested after being linked to crime via Cheetos residue on teeth. We then talk about The Looney Tunes controversies on Lola Bunny and Pepè Le Pew and Burger Kings cringy PR stunt. In sports we talk about Yukigassen, a snowball fight meets dodgeball sport that is huge in Japan.